Will Shake It for Sausages: Burger Kings New Stripper Site

I love blogging in the morning, nothing ever surprises me. From crazy legislatures that want to take away women's right to weird commercials about horny bubbles, I think I've seen it all.

But, I think that Burger King has gone overboard with the "Sex Sells" mumbo jumbo. Today, while perusing through Salon.com, one of my favorite places to read interesting progressive topics, displayed another attempt of Burger king to sell their new burgers, this time, they've gone to far and created basically a soft porn site for men to get off and think about enjoying a nice sandwich at the same time. They can choose the song and the clothes that the girl wears.. Go Figure!

According to Salon.com, "This time, it's Burger King, who've taken to enticing British men toward their otherwise unpalatable breakfast fare with "the world's first guilt-free showercam." Visitors to their showercam site (you have to be 18 or over to enter -- it's that sizzling HOT!) can "choose what she wears and sings," then watch her "shake her bits" in the shower to a pop song while clad in a BK themed bathing suit. (Do fries go with that hamburger bikini top?) Today a comely lass was soaping herself up to "Hit Me Baby One More Time." I wish I could make this shit up."

Ummm..yea!

But that's not the most disgusting part.

You can actually win a date with her!
To check out the part of site to win a date, click here.

One seriously lucky person will get to share a couple of Breakfast Big Fillers and pancakes with our sizzling shower babe in the London Leicester Square Burger King® restaurant - you never know, it just might be the start of something beautiful (and she might even sing for you)!
And... dispelling the myth that there are no prizes for second place, we'll also send 50 runners-up Burger King® wash bags made up of the following exclusive products:

LUCKY WINNERS CAN RECEIVE:

FLAME

Shower Gel

Moisturiser

Wash Bag

Rubber Duck

Soap on a Rope

Yea, Ummmm....

Let's not forget the blowjob sandwich campaign that didn't go over well earlier this year, Burger King just keeps coming with the "late Night Entertainment" theme.

In response to this new website, the Burger King Spokesperson told Advertising Age yesterday,

"Our research showed that breakfast is a male-centric audience for Burger King; it doesn't resonate as well with women -- we are targeting the people who are buying breakfast." In other words, sod off wenches. You are mere bits shakers in the King's eyes, here to dance and sing with fried eggs on your boobs because we tell you to. Your insubordinate lack of support for our flame broiled goodness exiles you from the realm of valued customers. We're busy reaching out to the fan base who can associate our products with their morning spank routine."

Want to Check out the New Burger King Soft Porn Stripper Site, click here.

What are your thoughts?