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Dear God: It's Me, Jennifer on Behalf of Sarah

By Jennifer Schwaller
February 5, 2009

Dear God,

Please tell Sarah Palin to run for higher office. I have writer's block and could use some more material. Plus, she's just so darned funny, this stuff writes itself.

I don't think I could eat a Mooseburger, as you already know, I can be a finicky eater. Since you are all knowing, maybe you could clue me in. Are Mooseburgers like the tacoburgers they served in the school cafeteria? Those were great!

Faithfully,
Jennifer


Comments (6)

Nora Thomason Author Profile Page:

You are not an anonymous nor pathetic blogger, like the ones Palin rails against. Does she think that the non-anonymous or non-pathetic bloggers are less discriminating or less likely to notice that she totally lacks any skills for governing? Is it because - stuck in our basements in our pajamas - that we can't actually see Russia - is that why we are considered pathetic? Me thinks Sarah Palin is pathetic.

Janet Author Profile Page:

I'm looking into my crystal ball....it's the year 2011. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have run out of humorous material. They are all but out of business. But the campaigns are starting up again and the candidates are on the trail...Barack Obama and Joe Biden...campaigning against Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber.

Now that's some humor to look forward to! :)

Peter Tramel Author Profile Page:

You're right: the absurdity of Palin as a political figure is self-evident -- there is little that anyone can do to make it funnier than she does! But I never enjoy the laugh. I thought the same thing about George W. Bush, even back when he was running for governor of Texas. I thought, along with most of my family (many of whom are Texans), "Texas will recognize the over-the-top simple-mindedness and insincerity of this guy." Soon we were proved wrong. A few years later we learned that the nation as a whole couldn't recognize the over-the-top simple-mindededness and insincerity of that guy.

I want to laugh at Palin's antics. But Bush proved that obvious ignorance, foolishness, insincerity, inhumane-ness, and the rest of the amusing Palin qualities, are no obstacle to the presidency. It is very possible that in four years our neighbors will decide that they would rather have beers and buffalo wings with her than Obama. Let's just hope that she will not hunt bloggers from helicopters when she is president.

Greg Petersen Author Profile Page:

I truly think that this blog site should be called "Everyday Citizens Who Hate Sarah Palin". There is no substance anywhere in these criticisms, just empty belittling. Why don't you guys ever talk about Obama's shadowy associations with characters like Wright and Ayers instead of Sarah's wardrobe? If enough of you had, then maybe there would be someone else in the Oval Office right now. Feeling pity for Sarah Palin is just a waste of time because she's one strong woman who doesn't need it.

Jennifer Schwaller Author Profile Page:

You're right Greg, there is no need to feel pity for Sarah Palin. She is a self made woman who is strong enough to stand up for herself. That's why I chose to have the brunt of the message be Palin's words.

I don't hate Sarah Palin. In fact, when I look in the mirror, I see some of what made Sarah Palin in me. As much as she and I are not alike, there are similarities beyond us both having estrogen.

I am a finicky eater, and I'm a finicky voter, too. I expect a lot from those who represent our country. "Just plain folks" are just plain fine, but again, for me, I expect a whole lot more from our President.

Greg Petersen Author Profile Page:

Ya know what Jennifer, I like you. With your pink boxing gloves and obvious interest in boxing, would you say that your blogs are hard hitting (sorry, that was corny)? I've just been real defensive when it comes to Sarah Palin lately. It's obvious that I like her. I think she's going to be a rising star in the Republican party in the future. And you have to admit that we all really don't know her that well yet. So far, she's just been a flash in the pan. Last Christmas during a family get together, we all started arguing about whether or not Sarah Palin was an idiot. My wife had to calm me down. And then I discovered this blog site with all kinds of demeaning Sara Palin articles and comments. I just couldn't take it any more. It was refreshing to read your last comment. By the way, what in the world has happened to the sport of boxing? It used to be that the heavy weight champion was a house hold name.

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