The last day to register to vote in most states is tomorrow and you know what that means, time for the disenfranchisement to begin!!
I am very excited about this! Every election I look forward to poor people having their votes stolen. Let's be honest, they really have no right to vote anyway. Poor people often talk funny and well... they're poor. Who wants to be friends with poor people? They can't do anything because its all too expensive for them. Wanna go to the bar with your poor friend? Too bad! Movies? Forget it. And going over to their place to play XBox - HA! Never going to happen. Therefore, the more disenfranchisement the better! We don't need those kinds of people in our society.
Let's talk about students. There is no reason for young people to vote. They shouldn't. Even Hollywood Liberals think its a bad idea! Just watch the video to the right. DON'T VOTE! They are too young, their little brains aren't developed enough, let's be honest, they don't have the years of experience necessary to vote for John McCain, and the ones who tell you that they do, well they are just lying so they can vote for Obama. They lie those young voters. You really have to be careful with them or they will take your social security and blow it on them African countries that are always having trouble. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, who needs Africa? They're all poor!
Now in the good state of Montana they've got it right. The good people of the Grand Old Party have decided to protest 6,000 voters on the rolls around the Missoula area. Now anyone who knows Montana at all knows that the University is there, and I think I've already addressed that. In this crisis we don't need young people trying to talk to people. In fact, I think rather than just suppressing their vote like in Montana we need to just round them up, and put them in some little holding pins. It can be like camp! Little camps all over Montana we can send the kids to.
They can spend a lot of their time working to draw pictures we can send to our good grandfathers and grandmothers in nursing homes across the country that perfectly exemplify the patriotism of John McCain and Sarah Palin.
According to a recent release:
"young Montana voters assembled in front of Congressman Dennis Rehberg's Missoula office this morning to rally against voter suppression tactics employed by the state Republican Party. Last week, the party's Executive Director, Jacob Eaton, filed 6,000 flimsy challenges to voters' registrations in historically Democratic, Native American, and young counties. Erik Iverson, the chair of the Montana Republican Party, also serves as Rehberg’s chief of staff.“Iverson either needs to take credit for this pathetic assault on democracy or fire Eaton and apologize to voters statewide,” said Matt Singer, CEO of Forward Montana and one of the challenged voters."
Thank goodness Rep. Rehberg was there to set these clearly misguided youth in the right direction. There is a great new website called Montana Voter Suppression many concerned citizens have created, where we can all ban together to continue this wonderful effort to ensure only the right people are voting.
Without voter suppression we will be over-run with voters. In case you haven't figured this out - an extensive number of voters on election day can quickly bankrupt our economy by demanding so many voter machines and paper ballots. Do we need that in America? I don't think so. Not in these hard times of financial crisis!
This is a beautiful artistic representation of the special camps for the young people for Election Day - see, if you'll notice the normal people near our side are calm and rational, and on the other side of the fence there is a frighting scene about to unfold - lots of fire and some riot police. Luckily on our side of the fence we have some officers to protect us from these things. This is a clearly the impression we leave on our children.
Lets save our economy and suppress poor people and students. Its important this election that we all ban together and prevent those people from getting to the polls.
Sarah is a youth blogger that often pushes the youth movement onto unwilling people. She does not actually advocate suppression but writes in jest to poke fun at those who hope to disenfranchise those whose votes we need most.












Comments (4)
Sarah, don't you think we should ban all women too? If we are going to ban some riff raff, shouldn't ban all riff raff?
Posted by P.J. Pohly
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October 7, 2008 5:32 PM
Posted on October 7, 2008 17:32
The deadline in my state (Kansas) to register is October 20th.
To check the deadlines for other states, download this pdf file:
voter_registration_deadlines_september_9_2008.pdf
Posted by P.J. Pohly
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October 7, 2008 6:26 PM
Posted on October 7, 2008 18:26
Normally I would think that all women should be banned but there are some good women out there that are working hard for Sarah Palin - those women really deserve our support
Posted by Sarah Burris
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October 7, 2008 6:50 PM
Posted on October 7, 2008 18:50
Golly Gee. Dog Gone it! You betcha!
Posted by P.J. Pohly
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October 7, 2008 9:46 PM
Posted on October 7, 2008 21:46