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Like a Cockroach

By Ally Klimkoski
April 26, 2008

Phill Kline will never die. Doesn't matter what you do. He'll never go away. He has infested the state of Kansas like a swarm of crawling bugs that crap in all of your boxes of mac and cheese. Like Cher, not even a nuclear winter will take this guy away.

He has infested my state with his bad attitude, his rudeness, and worse his crappy policies that marginalize people, probe into our lives like the TSA.

So we shouldn't be surprised that the anti's are trying to encourage another term where Phill Kline can showcase his "talents."

"National right-to-life groups have been urging Johnson County, Kan., District Attorney Phill Kline to run for re-election, KMBC's Micheal Mahoney reported Friday.

Kline was appointed to the D.A.'s office and has said he will not run for another term.

Mahoney reported that it is thought that national right-to-life groups, impressed with Kline's record fighting abortion and Planned Parenthood in Kansas, have asked him to reconsider."

In the hopes of recruiting Kline, the anti-choice activists promise Kline his own statue next to a giant cross that will be erected in his honor. When asked about why this was necessary - the activists concluded "Erecting Phill was the least we could do."

Happy Saturday.


Comments (2)

Nora Thomason Author Profile Page:

I didn't know roaches were that gross! I've never seen one that close up! GROSS!

Ally Klimkoski Author Profile Page:

TSA - like the people at the airport who strip search you... transportation security admin

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